While I no longer have a pet myself, I could imaging just all the ridiculous statements and conversations Bella would be having.
While she is a pretty smart golden retriever/pit bull mix, she had her rather dumb and silly moments for sure. We had a couch she would sleep on in the living room and at times she would be scratching her back, end up getting too close to the edge and fall onto the floor. As a rather chunky dog, it would sound like a full sack of potatoes hitting the floor lol. She would quickly twist herself right and look around at us, as if we were the ones who did it.
It would be hilarious to hear her thoughts in those moments specifically since we could sense the sheer embarrassment in her eyes lol.
Since she has literal squirrel brain her typical conversations would be something like:
“Scratch please, scratch please, yes!, good scratches…………SQUIRREL!………..DEATH TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!!!!, the yard is safe once again……..scratch please and treat, am tired.”
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